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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Crap 101
The Princess is looking for her gloves and snow boots. She comes into the kitchen where her father and I are finishing lunch:
Princess: Mom, I can't find my gloves. You need to find them.
Mom: No, I don't. This is your problem, not mine.
Princess: But Mom...
Mom: You are a bright young lady. I'm sure you can solve this problem on your own. Look at your report card. You just received all As!
Didn't they have a find-your-crap* class?
Princess: Yeah and I got an F!
And I wonder why my kids are so sarcastic. If my husband decides to home school the kids, he's going to have a Crap 101 class to teach the kids how to organize, maintain and find their crap.
*We use this term to describe the sundry toys, clothes, papers and other stuff that kids seem to accumulate in large amounts.
Princess: Mom, I can't find my gloves. You need to find them.
Mom: No, I don't. This is your problem, not mine.
Princess: But Mom...
Mom: You are a bright young lady. I'm sure you can solve this problem on your own. Look at your report card. You just received all As!
Didn't they have a find-your-crap* class?
Princess: Yeah and I got an F!
And I wonder why my kids are so sarcastic. If my husband decides to home school the kids, he's going to have a Crap 101 class to teach the kids how to organize, maintain and find their crap.
*We use this term to describe the sundry toys, clothes, papers and other stuff that kids seem to accumulate in large amounts.
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